Chat! Thanks Chat! This would just be me talking
to myself otherwise.

Moderators:
Lil Risto..........................Prince of Pizza

Cadowiro............................Baron of Banning

afoolproofplan..................... Lord of Timeouts

dr3adpir8roberts................... Duke of Clips

GreatMalboro........................Marquis Du Mal

Dizzying Spinster.................... Magistrate of
Moderation

Harkness..........................Viscount of Chat

TASAgent..........................Pope Vocode the 1st

Eejay.............................King Of Dropbears

Evahneezer.......................Queen of Moonrocks

SprocketMX.......................Silver Catastrophy Champ

Tthew............................Earle of Messages


Thank You my lovely and patient wife


Awesome Humans:

MattyLa87.................. First person to find
the stream & Mario Sensei.

Trudenter....................First Subscriber, First
Gift Sub & Bard


Dr. Heliophilus....................First cheer

Greatmalboro.....................follower 69

Kasparoniandcheese.......First raid target

TASagent....................First person to raid the stream

Stucat.........First person to DM me and then continue to be an
amazing perpson and inspiration!

Eejay.........................Accent Coach & Drop Bear
Enthusiast

Type2Mound.................phish expert, compositional
genius.

Kharjacker...................Kaizo Wisdom Shrine

SprocketMX...........Silver Catastrophe Champ

EvahNeezer..................Inventor of Humbugs
*please note humbugs were a trademark of
evahneezer and stolen brutally by Risto.

HungryMumbles.......First Prediction Winner
FF6 Guru

Amanatee...............best failed 2 way raid record

Wahnthac..............first raid of 100+ viewers (thanks!)

Glitchcat7..........First raid of 200+

kandygraham...........follower 200!

LemonJust..................ASMR Described Video Idea
Freedom

BlueRibbonHighLife......Introduction To NES Zelda Randomizers

SuperMegAmimi..........first witnessed partner transformation

THE BENNET STAR...........THE BENNET STAR !the


Sliggyg.......................Gave me life

theluvguv.................taught me to ride a bike, and
so much more

hunzia83..................the mold from which I seem to
have been made

someonesmom...........the oldest sibling


Buttsbot........Channel President


DjMonkey777 ....secret buttsbot


TCKLZ......................... ....Ristos Internal
non-PG Monologue

Meatloaf_and_cheese...........First creative writing
online collab! (airports!)

Inikdom....................Solid Small World Example


MadSamkie.............Fart Jar Business Partner


Zalzion....................Compliment Master


famoustruckercoolguy........follower 300

& Sundset83

Amethyst_Rocks........First Partnered Streamer
in chat

Lungfish3000..........throat singing master, PHD, inspiration.

72_Olds..........Chair Twin!

Stew_..............Kaizo Scientist, Sensei, Consumer of World Records.


Quinteli.........Biggest Bet (100K)& Loss (100K)

Johads...........Biggest Win (116K)

SuperMike.......Sea Shanty Master!

TASagent.....First Co-Stream (It Takes Two)

quietmason........mysterious bootyson

named by Sliggyg & boozie703......Horny Henry the beach Unicorn

DM2291...............First Person to put Risto on the Big Screen

RedSpyQueen..........Explainer of Buttons

GRIMM_KIN.............................................
Human who has extensive knowledge of many things and is always willing to share
said knowledge in large text dumps which often, but not always, are a part of
the current stream of consciousness they are experiencing OR pertaining to a
thought process established earlier in the chat. Grimm has also made Risto
say a large number of swears while playtesting his hacks.
See also Grimm Dumps*

VLSkoot..............bringer of SMW magic, and drops.

DrOctaviousPepper.....Inventor of checkered death walls

Transaether..........Simply put in the credits.

............. Follow 400? Who are you?!

mangort..........sexy island connection

Lisavania........creator of "Punk Panther" title.

MadSamkie........First raid to an abandoned stream!

sprocketmx.....first stream seen while riding a dirtbike!

RedSpyQueen.......StopSir Emote Creator, emote enthusiast

TheSpaceVixen......First Partnered Canadian Raid (thanks Eh!)

Juzcook............left thumb carpal tunnel origin (lake bodum)

quietmason.........the skat man cometh via raid

Mustinky...........first former student raid!

Darkanine...........Most pronouncable name / how not to die coach

boothebun........unstoppable kaizo force, and bunny.

Pent up perry, the salt water seahorse. From a plumber
for all seasons, named by GRIMM_KIN

First raid of over 300...........Juzcook

mattdruzian.........single stream dad joke record holder. (141 unique jokes,
as counted by Boozie703)

FYRE_150...........Maker of Vingles (vine angles that take you to heaven)

Bennett Star / Meatlowph ...........Blue Block Jumps.

dumbguy_69.........follower 600
credit also to Honeybunss for being SO close to follower 600.

sodapopminnie..........mother of cardboard blecky

moderatlesadpotato...........not depressed potato, but sometimes.

hotsho111...............keeper of muppet baby wallpaper

Superben1755.......fellow Canadian and kaizo master.

-----------This space reserved simply for the term "fap hut"--------------

Oreosarepoop........best name to hear read out loud for the first time.

GamingWithSpanky........Twitch's Best Spiller, no smeller..wait no SPELLER!

Cangrejo.......First in hack shout out via "Short and Sweeet"

OneCrabLeg......introduction of the "hidden death" during GPW2 Bowser.

SuperMargot.....resident ludologist

mattdruzian.......wanting to put Riso in the Credits. 🙂

AdeliahSunshine......Most Positive human and motivational expert.

inkydom.....formerly inikdom. Just for reference.

OGDanieB2.......most on point with JK jump emote 2021

First raid over 400.......TheSpaceVixen (449)

ParkerBeach..........First everstream donation! (Thank You!)

Lush_50..............Most times raiding someone who was ending stream. (2)

BillyGenus...........Affiliate Push Community Love Experience!

mattdruzian........first ever Tier 2 Sub! Oct 24th 2021

Mithrillionaire........first ever Tier 3 Sub! (Gifted by ParkerBeach) Oct 24th 2021

RedBlazeJr..............follower 800!


Chat Poem about Banning: By ModeratleySadPotato & Parker Beach via Bit War
"Banning potato from Banning parker from banning me from banning parker
from banning me from banning parker from banning me from banning everyone
from banning me from writing bad poetry"

Trudenter......1st One Year Subscriber! (Thank You So Much!)

-----YEAR 2-----

MsChelstastic...........First Twitch Staff Member in Chat.

Monkey902jc......Born to be in the credits.

ParkerBeach.....first member of the Artistocrazy to reach
the 25K bits badge!

All of the fine and noble members of the aristocracy!

Gift C.H.U.B.S.....Cool Hellos Under BallisticAristocrat (credit to boozie703)
rrmod ..............first gift chubber

SprocketMX............Wisdom to do the full there and back in the spiny level in
Luminescent.

glitchcat7...............Notable Famous Surfer.

Heraga, Nirtrogen
TCDW, Margo, Russianman................Introduction to Standard Hard
via Sickos

SavageHenry.........first person to hear the 200 bits
georgie notification

ParkerBeach.........first person to hear the 1000 bits
georgie notification

MattDruzian........First person to hear the 300 bits
georgie notification

Evahneezer.........First person to trigger the butler onscreen!

Mustinky.......First person to hear the prime sub alert.

ModeratleySadPotato.................First Fan Mail!
& SodaPopMinnie

December 18th 2:47 PM, George Beats Disco shell level in Learn2Kaizo. Age 4.

!dead command inspiration..........thepiciecantsleep

PatCdr.................Follower 900!

MattDruzian...........First Recurring Tier 3 Sub! (Thank You!)

stuz.................First teacher guest on stream! 2022-01-25

meiiyou..............Follower 1000!

kaleeM1993 & SavageHenre.........first chat members to play online with Risto!

Kirosrfox & Ramrodius......first back to back primes to get
George DOUBLE CHOKIE

First Hack Playtested........Smithereenz by Miscalc

First StreamerFish...........Lungfish3000

First Shelldrop..............JouHou by Lightaligns

Boozie703...........long distance arachnid counselling.

Balrog...........Largest Single Donation as a first time stream viewer! ($150)

Beat_Admiral......FACT: Beat Admiral has given the most facts
on this stream, and is also an african grey
parrot who learnt to type.

First Marbles Winners
1)MattDruzian
2)Evahneezer
3)Crysth_Almighty

first double tree star........plainoletry & his hair

RistoCon #1 Attendee's
Darkanine, Darby, SuperBen1755, Mangort, SonySlave, Vaccime
TheOneClaireBear, Ba1lr0g, SliggyG, TheLuvGuv, Cakes0100, Cadowiro

First Giant Tree Star New Sub.....P2isonline

BaltatoBeach.........First Multi FIRST winners.

Best Clip Possibly Ever........"Risto Inhales" by AbeLinkn

follower 1300...............ButteredFartNipple

Breaking Risto: One man's journey through another man's twisted tale. Once an honest high school music teacher, Risto never got respect. One day he went on a ride-along with his brother-in-law, stew. On that trip, Risto could not believe it! Mario was jumping in impossible ways and it WORKED? Little does he know, a small taste of kaizo mario would eventually lead to the path of the violent warlord, Morsel. Find out what happens on Breaking Risto (7pm eastern on AMC-BC) - Darkanine

Barstool Arts n Crafts ....................Invented by ModeratelySadPotato

1st Snipe While Streaming.............Vaccime on 2202-06-25

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